I think the Cowboys practice facility collapse was a sign that God is not happy with His Team for leaving Anquan Boldin on the block. And I gotta be honest and say that I don't blame him. How could you trade your second round pick to Buffalo when you could have traded it for someone who would make you the most dangerous offense in the league?!

In the words of Jack Donaghy - Anquan, like Tracy Jordan, would give the Cowboys "that third kind of heat" they're missing. Listen - you've got Roy Williams, the tall, rangy guy who can make the impossible grab or snag the breathtaking fade. And in Miles Austin, you have the squat speedster - the guy who can take a short slant all the way to the house, leaving a linebacker grasping at air in his wake. Now imagine you add Boldin to all of that - a tough as nails possession guy who can throw down some Hines Ward-ish blocks between TDs. Now if that doesn't add up to a scary equation and a virtually unstoppable offense for the Giants, Eagles, etc. then what does?! And you could have had it all for late second rounder, Jerry!! GET ON THE PHONE!!